The PERFECT GIFT for the terminally cool.
"This is a hipster.
He is childless, unaccountably wealthy, and always well turned out.
He likes art, porridge,scarves, and anything reclaimed from French factories . . ."
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"Hipsters like to collect old things that are unfashionable, because that makes them fashionable.
Vintage washing-up bowls are highly prized, because they look neither retro nor valuable, and therefore both."